1                    THE UNDERPANTS - INFOFILE 4
1               (Zaziki/Schwugi/The Underpants)


Hello, I'm Zaziki and I'm your master! Every scene spirit is created by me,
the allmighty Zaziki, the hero of all old, new and future tales, I'm your
destiny...

ATHE FOUR VALUES OF THE UNDERPANTS
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1 1. The Underpants are the best!
     There is no better groups than The Underpants, you must only believe in
     The Underpants, in the Underpants! Huuuuuuh!

1 2. Internet is freedom, no internet is slavery!
     Internet, E-Mail, IRCs, all these are absolutely neccesary. Without them
     scene and The Underpants cannot survive! Strach all terms like Snailmail
     or Telephone from your brain! Huuuuuuh!

1 3. Schwugi is the only true discmag!
     There is no discmag like the Schwugi! Schwugi is the only true scenemag!
     Schwugi is the best - so fuck off the rest! Huuuuuuuh!

1 4. Make The Underpants your life!
      You only live for The Underpants! The Underpants are your life! Make the
      Underpants a part of yourself! Give everything away, most importantly all
      your money! Only The Underpants are important, nothing else is important!
      Huuuuuuuh!


ABECOMING A MEMBER OF THE UNDERPANTS
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If you want to become a member of The Underpants you must stricly follow these
rules:

1. you must strongly believe in the four values of The Underpants
2. you must have email (of course!)
3. you must leave all your other groups, you may only serve The Underpants!
4. you must send a rate of at least 200 norwegian crowns to 1money.for.zaziki.com
   in order to fullfill value number four.
5. you must wear a "zaziki is king!" t-shirt everywhere you go.


                                               A- Zaziki/Schwugi/The Underpants
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