1                      ME AND THE BIG BAD WOLF
1                           (The E)

I was sent to the forrest. I cannot remember why, maybe it was some kind of an
april-joke or because I'm so stupid, I really don't know any more.
I already had heard some spooky stories about forrests. You know, the ones which
are told to you by your parents or even your grandparents. Strange and sometimes
also spooky things are happening in these stories. For examp,le when poor
helpless kids are sent in the forrest just to get some wood and then they
disapear for ever. maybe they were caught by the KGB, the RAF, the FBI or by
anyone else! Who knows?
And then there is this big bad wolf. It seems to live in nearly every forrest
all around the world! Maybe it has a BOEING 747 or it simply beams himself into
every forrest such as these guys from Star Trek do.
This creature is just terrible: First he tries everything to sell you his
flowers or maybe even a preowned car and then he eats your grandma or even blows
down your house! Everything is possible!
So now I'm walking through this dark and spooky forrest - and there he is!
"Hi little buddy!", he says. "Interested in some flowers? Or maybe you wanna
buy a preowned Ferrari? Or a life insurance for your grandma? Hey, I could also
blow your house down! Only 25 box!". But I'm not listening to him any more, the
only thing I do is running, running out of this sppoky forrest, running away
from the big bad wolf!". "Hey little buddy!", he shouts behind me, "you could
move quite faster with a preowned car! Hey, I'm talking to you!".
But I do't listen any more. I keep on running and running and finally I'm
reaching my home. But then I hear a voice behind me. "Hey, little buddy,
interested in this really fast Ferrari? He can even move faster than you do!
Oh, I see you son't have any parking space for your car, but hey, that's no
problem!". And the next moment the big bad wolf blows my house down.

                                                                       A- The E
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