00:00:02:Any resemblance of nicknames or names is strictly accidental.
00:00:05:Authors of this wild entry are sorry for any moral..
00:00:07:..losses or religious grudges you may hold against us|after watching this production.
00:00:10:Please accept our deepthroats--
00:00:12:--I mean, apologies.
00:00:13:Honestly.
00:00:25:I'm receiving a strange signal!
00:00:27:We're approaching something huge!
00:00:29:Turn the monitor on, maaan!
00:00:33:What the fuck is that ?
00:00:35:It's a Madwizards Space Practical Demoscene University!
00:00:39:Senior Kabi, La Rumba Maniana.
00:00:41:Pronto Reprimento..
00:00:42:Uno..
00:00:43:..Ketakos..
00:00:44:..Sado Maso..
00:00:45:..Oral, Anal..
00:00:46:..un Bukkake!
00:00:47:Si, si, palantino kbi!
00:00:48:Gdziegorzalobot said that he used to work there|as a dirty clothes-basket.
00:00:52:Woow!
00:00:53:We've got to go there!
00:00:55:Hit it, maan!
00:01:07:La Rumba, kbi!
00:01:11:- Hello! Anybody home?|- Pronto Reprimento.
00:01:14:What a shame!|There's nobody here!
00:01:20:Ha ha ha !!
00:01:22:It's crazy demo faculty of Madwizards Space Practical..
00:01:24:..Demoscene University dean..
00:01:26:..speaking here!
00:01:27:Boese und Schwanz!
00:01:28:You're trapped, ha ha ha!
00:01:30:From now on till the end of your days you are to| watch only one crazy demo again and again!
00:01:34:You guys suck! Give me a head, poor asholes..
00:01:37:Touch my trah-lah-lah!
00:01:38:Hoo!
00:01:41:Fuck that, nobody cares!
00:01:56:Ladies and Gentlemen. For fuck's sake, man.
00:01:58:Yeah.
00:02:00:Yeah ?
00:02:01:Your turn now.
00:02:03:The world is so gray and dun.
00:02:05:Polish hydraulicians are not to return from France|to their homeland .
00:02:08:There's more and more Polish demoscene on the exile..
00:02:11:We've got to do something about it!
00:02:13:Our country sells us out, it can't be that way.
00:02:16:For fuck's sake!
00:02:18:It can't be.
00:02:29:Umm, damn, well ..
00:02:30:What was the beginning ?
00:02:32:Amiga!
00:02:33:Amiga rulez!
00:02:35:Ah, right.
00:02:36:He he.
00:02:38:*clears his throat*
00:02:41:Childish faith passed out on Amiga's thresholds
00:02:44:Void, void, void. Until I washed..I nic, nic, nic, a w denaturatu bkicie
00:02:47:..in methylated spirit's azure and revived.
00:02:50:And I can smell the scene.
00:02:52:Its stink and filth can I smell.
00:02:55:Stink that will infuse the people.
00:02:58:Like a first beer miracle.
00:03:04:I took a look from the mountain top,
00:03:06:Scene spirit awoke thanks to blowjobs.
00:03:10:Winkelried gathered enemies' spikes..
00:03:12:..and put them in a plastic leg.
00:03:15:Give me a head!
00:03:16:Winkelried's alive!
00:03:18:Poland shall be the demoscene's Winkelried.
00:03:20:It shall devote once again in spite of the *hic* fact..
00:03:23:..that it will fall, like earlier.
00:03:24:Like it always used to.
00:03:26:Carry me, clouds,
00:03:28:Carry me, winds,|Carry me, rags!
00:03:31:Give me your head !!
00:03:39:Wha-- what's wrong?
00:03:41:Bathroom's closed.
00:03:43:With you eyes closed, you shouted that you want a screwdriver.
00:03:45:Fuck the screwdriver, I've had a vision!
00:03:47:Let's make a party, maaan!
00:03:49:A huge, fucking huge party!
00:03:54:Drink some beer, drink some vodka!
00:03:58:Drink some beer, drink some wine!
00:04:02:Drink some beer, drink some spirit!
00:04:05:Drink some beer, have some laugh!
00:04:24:*Hy hy hy*
00:04:26:*Ha ha ha*
00:04:27:*Ha ha ha ha ha!*
00:04:29:Yyyyyh, ooh.
00:04:31:Mmmm?
00:04:32:Hm, hm, hm!
00:04:33:Hm.
00:04:36:Grrr!
00:04:42:Attention!
00:04:44:Express train from Warsaw to BoeseUndSchwanz..
00:04:46:..is now arriving on the 1st track at the 2nd platform.
00:05:29:Good evening. Do you know what the time is ?
00:05:31:Praise the lord!|Indeed, it's night.
00:05:35:Do you know what kind of day we have tomorrow ?
00:05:37:Of course, 24th August!
00:05:40:Celebration of Sobriety and Immaculate Virginity!
00:05:43:Yes, that's true. You see.
00:05:45:I'm a representative of Ziobronka company.
00:05:47:I've just received information from our latest youth|infiltration system called Beniamin..
00:05:50:..that a meeting of homosexualists and pedophiles|is going to take place here.
00:05:55:Yes, yes, that's terrible.
00:05:57:As we are aware of that fact and I myself have|a lot of certificates..
00:06:00:..certifying my language skills and a handful of foreign academies diplomas..
00:06:02:..names of which you would not even be able to repeat..
00:06:06:..I have prepared a special place for you|where you are going to..
00:06:10:..feel always clean, always dry, always safe.
00:06:12:Always.
00:06:14:It's..KAC!|[pl. word for hangover]
00:06:16:KAC is for Catholic Allnight Insurator.
00:06:19:It provides a protective cover.
00:06:21:*Allelujah!*
00:06:45:*Boese, fucks!*
00:06:48:*Crew, fucking bring it on!*
00:06:50:*Bring it on!*|[laughter]
00:06:59:It's high-time.
00:07:35:What's wrong, assholes ?!|The war's over !
00:07:48:Hey! Azor's here! |[Azor is a popular name for dogs]
00:07:50:Azor made you.
00:07:52:Give me a head, rags!
00:07:53:I've been around on a flight, so I decided to drop you a visit. Chaps.|[Chaps was said with Polish pronunciation]
00:07:56:So fucking what! Let's do something different!
00:07:59:*Movi sighs*
00:08:00:Take a look what I've got here, maaan!
00:08:04:Wine with Scottish grid.
00:08:06:Plonk.|Straight from Edinburgh.
00:08:07:Stinks..
00:08:08:..like a dick.
00:08:36:Right! He, he.
00:08:38:Just one more nail and it's done.
00:08:43:Hey, Silent.
00:08:46:[Cumulusses are aproaching ..]
00:08:49:What is approaching?
00:08:51:Satan, satan!
00:08:53:Satan, satan..
00:08:56:- ..oh yeah!|- Oww!
00:09:00:Guys, organizers are drunk!
00:09:04:Hey, maybe they're already dead from drinking !
00:09:12:No fucking way!
00:09:13:I'm not going to be buried alive!|[nontranslatable joke: buried alive =~Zywiec, like a famous beer]
00:09:15:Quickly!
00:09:16:Give him an Okocim!|[Another famous Polish beer]
00:09:19:Now just you take a look. It's like if they were|newly-born!
00:09:22:Wedly-torn ?
00:09:23:- Cheers!|- Shut the fuck and let's get drunk..
00:09:25:..I already have a fucking headache from your|fucking talking.
00:09:34:Nunny!
00:09:36:Did you see him, nunny ?
00:09:38:A skinny just ran here ..
00:09:41:Calm down, we're safe.
00:09:43:I voted for the only fair party..
00:09:46:..so I know what I'm talking about.
00:09:47:But he swung..|Swung his--
00:09:50:Don't you even dare to say this word, unfaithful child !
00:09:53:If you do, hell will engulf you.. and then you'll see!
00:09:57:But it was supposed to be different  ..
00:10:01:I'm going to tell my mommy ..
00:10:03:Oh my, he he! Good evening!
00:10:08:Guys! It can't be this way!
00:10:12:They're drinking vodka there, molest children..
00:10:15:..and praise Satan!
00:10:17:I also heard that they eat cats.
00:10:21:Blasted squirts !
00:10:23:If only I was healthy, I would have shown them!
00:10:34:Guys, we have to approach the enemy..
00:10:36:..from another side.
00:10:39:Yyyy, you mean, like what?
00:10:42:From their asshole ?
00:10:44:Oh, Roman!
00:10:45:You're always on the love waves!
00:10:48:You're so sensitive..
00:10:53:All right!|Enough of this Roman-tism!
00:10:56:I have a sphincter-ache!
00:10:58:Do you have a plan ?
00:10:59:Well, we have to penetrate the enemy crowds..
00:11:03:..surveil it..
00:11:07:..and take actions! Oh!
00:11:09:Now that's a perfect strategy, my love!
00:11:12:Indeed !
00:11:16:Uhm, honey..
00:11:17:Can I take Mlodziez Wszechpolska with me?|[Polish nationalist party]
00:11:20:No, you assholes!
00:11:23:All they do for us is black PR!
00:11:25:Get rid of them as fast as you can, before anyone|finds out about our sexual orientation.
00:11:32:Right now we can leave everything for my brother.
00:11:36:Jaroslaw.
00:11:38:Hey, hey, guys.
00:11:40:I printed some disguises for us.
00:11:43:Lech, you're leaving, cos you've got a gyppy tummy.
00:11:47:Roman, you're such a clever boy, so you'll be Ooral..
00:11:51:..and I'll be Mohk.
00:11:53:And nobody's going to identify us..
00:11:55:..because Ooral and Mohk are really funny guys.
00:11:59:I love you.
00:12:01:Lech.
00:12:03:You know I love you too.
00:12:05:Yes, I do!|Now get the fuck out of here!
00:12:11:Hey, look! Gdziegorzala's on the bigscreen.
00:12:13:Their crazy demos are more and more sublime..
00:12:15:..full of expression, so..
00:12:17:Gothic!
00:12:18:Pure evil, maan!
00:12:21:Hoo!
00:12:29:Achtung! Halt!
00:12:31:I mean, stop!
00:12:32:Silence.
00:12:35:We're here ?
00:12:37:Yes, that's right, we're here !
00:12:43:Let's get down to work, then!
00:12:49:Oh, Romek! Romek, you look so cute in that mask!
00:12:57:Kisses, kisses, kisses, kisses!
00:13:01:And he..|He swung it to the left and to the right..
00:13:06:And, and, and.. I was so afraid of it.
00:13:10:And, and, and that man..
00:13:13:..sure was not twelve, like us ..
00:13:16:He surely was not.
00:13:18:I won't be able to sleep now!
00:13:21:You will be able, you will, darling.
00:13:24:I'll be with you.
00:13:26:Let's find that bad guy again.|We'll deal with him.
00:13:29:Okay, Wojtek.
00:13:36:You've got balls, maan.|If I were you, I'd be afraid to come to a party!
00:13:40:Why is that so ?
00:13:41:You're controversial on the scene!
00:13:43:Oh yes? Why?
00:13:46:Why? There was a time everybody talked about you.
00:13:48:Everyone, maan!
00:13:49:What about those stories cap stories ?|[Monk accused Azzaro of stealing his cap a few years ago]
00:13:51:We've never had a problem with cap, but with a wardrobe!|[A term relating to some Polish political scandals]
00:13:52:And it was Lesnik's-- pardon! Lesiak's wardobe, not mine!
00:13:56:Yeah !
00:13:58:Oh my God! Darling !
00:14:01:We're busted!
00:14:03:Oh well!
00:14:04:Ech!
00:14:05:Who fucking cares, anyways!
00:14:15:Oh fuck, maan !
00:14:17:We're drinking with the authorities!
00:14:18:We've got a new reason to get drunk !
00:14:20:He he, so..
00:14:22:Let's do something different!
00:14:23:Hang on! Goddamn it!
00:14:25:Madwizards have to drink with Education Minister.
00:14:27:Madwizards teaches. 
00:14:28:And entertains.
00:14:31:Guys, I'm sorry for Niemachujawewsi.|[Polish webservice, making fun of politicians in a vulgar way]
00:14:35:You're all right!
00:14:45:Hey, hey, mister!
00:14:47:Hey, let us out, please!
00:14:49:Who are you?
00:14:51:And just what the fuck are you doing in this cage ?
00:14:55:Don't speak in this way with children near!
00:14:57:A Ziobronka company representative imprisoned us here..
00:15:00:..saying that he wants to protect us before that goon squad of..
00:15:03:..of--
00:15:04:Goon squad of fuckers, you mean ?
00:15:07:I asked you for something !
00:15:08:That goon squad of satanists!
00:15:09:They're running here naked, mister! And they took one of my children!
00:15:14:What a gloomy situation! Hic!
00:15:17:Fuck ..
00:15:18:What should we do ?
00:15:28:What a disgusting schoolboy Stotch.
00:15:32:I won't drink this anymore.
00:15:39:Anyway..
00:15:41:..having thrown out bacteries from my body..
00:15:45:..and being able to drink more..
00:15:47:..I think I'd like to ask you, if you would date with me ?
00:15:50:I really like nuns.
00:15:54:Just like the dolphins.
00:15:56:They're so..
00:15:58:..streamlined.
00:15:59:And warm!
00:16:01:If you're so romantic..
00:16:03:Oh well, it's going to be nothing more than friendship.
00:16:06:Help me get out of here, first.
00:16:09:It's going to be anal friendship, dear nun.
00:16:14:Give me your body, now now!
00:16:16:Now, now, give me some more!
00:16:19:Give me some part of you! Don't save anything for later!
00:16:21:Give me, let me taste..
00:16:23:..you!
00:16:24:Let's get out of here!
00:16:26:I'm going to fucking get you one day !!
00:16:27:Come back here now !!
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